A blog eh? I've never done one before, but it seems like these days blogs are like cell phones hammerpants and international communism, they're everywhere. Anyways, on to the obscurity:

Which one came first? Captain Marvel, or Gomer Pyle? I mean, they both say "Shazam!!!" to get their awesome powers, but it's hardly that common a word, so which one is ripping the other off? That, of course, is assuming that they aren't both getting powers from the same ancient wizard and really they're like one of those dynamic duos of superheroes where their powers, though different, compliment eachother. Captain Marvel, for instance, can fly around and punch super-villians; while Gomer Pyle can really annoy Sgt. Carter and make Barney Fife look less stupid then he in fact is. See what I mean? No skills overlap at all there, they're the perfect team.

Well, I think that's enough retardedness for my first post, gotta save some for later.