Felicitations and greetings fellow blogheads!  I just wanted y'all to know that I'm going to be at the beach with my various and assorted homies for the next week, and I might not have access to the web while I'm there, so if you check in during the week and don't see anything new, freak not out, for I am but delayed in my postage, and will put up a whole week's worth of awesomeness com Sunday night.  What shall these blogs tell of?  All manner of things, from topics of global importance, like the giant sand dune that ate a miniature golf course, and personal tales of triumph and poor tanning, like how every time I go out on the beach, people think I'm Smeagol and throw fish at me.  Meanwhile, do be sure to party on, as always.

Ben